Bittersweet bundle of misery

A clean logical analysis considering earth's rotational speed, some past statistics and present belief can prove time flies faster by approximately 1.314129 times every year. This is how it goes. The rotation of movement of a rigid body is in such a way that any given point of that body remains at a constant distance from some fixed line. But a Priory of Sion GrandMaster says a rigid body is an idealization of a solid body of finite size in which deformation is neglected. So a force on a rigid body has no effect on it. Force is anythin which causes a mass to accelerate. And to think earth isn't just a victim of the Sun's centripetal would only result in more best-sellers and more criticism. Sumne heLbeku andre earth is not a rigid body. u might think this is heading nowhere ..... it isnt.
Now the earth having been proved a non-rigid body, under the influence of the massive force deforms. This is where it gets lightning quick. Deformation leads to a reactive force as in the earth starts rotating faster coz of its elastic property. Time just got quicker !!!
And wen u start feelin time's rocketing past, u know its either the end of school or college.
05-05-05+1 was Graduation Day at RNSIT !! A fitting farewell to bunches of ignorant, genius, dumb students. The day started with a mad rush to a useless raymond showroom. Yes an attempt to look absolutely perfect. After the much avoidable confrontations, u finally get urself together and manage conveyance to suit ur flambuoyant appearance (exaggerated tho for a driver heh). A stop for fuel and to set the tyres all on the right pressure only turns futile just when the hand tht handled a fuel nozzle now pointed mockingly towards the chassis. Realisation. Unseen fuel leak. Garage revisited !!! A bloody rat was all it had taken the fuel pipe to loose its strength. Ardha ganTe anda. Anguish creepin. The photo shoot was first. Finally the stop took the predicted half hour and v headed across the dreaded road. 3 2 1 just there. kulli amar shruti damar just made it to the shoot. You sink into the familiar feelin delighted to see everyone lookin their best. More to come oh my friend of misery. IS gets the deserved video, photo yella. Someone insists the weight of the world should be on your shoulders. Ur new Nikon coolpix p2 loses power. End of the world.